Ten cards that get straight to the point: Baddie. Bestie. Bollocks. Why waste words when one perfectly chosen expletive or endearment will do? This collection is for people who communicate primarily in texts and believe punctuation is optional but impact is everything. Each card manages to say everything and nothing simultaneously, which is either deeply profound or completely lazy – you decide. Perfect for the friend who responds to paragraphs with “K” but somehow makes that K feel meaningful. They’ll appreciate the efficiency, the design aesthetic, and the fact that you understood their communication style well enough to know that “Gobsmacked” says more than any sonnet ever could. These cards are like haikus without the pretension or syllable counting.